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Confessions of an info whore...

Created on 2002-12-02 05:10:00 (#797535), last updated 2004-09-26

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Name:Darkcell
Website:http://www.darkcell.com
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[info]sublime8ball
User Number: 797535
Date Created:12-02-2002
Number of Posts: 1

The ultimate champion of dysfunctional communication. Typically seen in his Trademark Black Leather Trenchcoat, living life by the Rules of the Joey Ramone School of Cool - Leather is never inappropriate.
Strengths: Lethal at Scrabble and Trivial Pursuit, master of useless information
Weaknesses: Easily diverted from existing train of thought, easliy gets lost in existing train of thought, subject to frequent derailments of train of thought
Special Skills: Professional Bullshit Artist, Poor Man Survivalism, Stinging Sarcasm, Crushing Elbow Blow to the Head.
Weapons: Obscure references to movies nobody has seen and books nobody has read. Dual 20 pound CD cases wielded with deadly accuracy.
Motto: If at first you don't succeed, attach two 1.25 lb blocks of C-4 in an offset pattern and detonate to obliterate it.


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